A Weekend in the Woods with 2,000+ Gay Boys

Our parents had Woodstock... but that was gross, muddy, and smelly. From what I learned at the Woodstock Museum upstate, Woodstock was actually a nightmare with backed-up public toilets, crazy police, people dying from heat stroke and starvation and no food in sight.

Not fun.

But now we have our OWN Woodstock, my gay brothers. Gaystock if you will. Or Woodystock. Okay, none of those names are that good... which is fine because this 3-day gay event in Pennsylvania already HAS a name.

It's called CAMP 2011, and from what I understand, EVERY gay boy and his gay boyfriend will be in attendance. And I'm sure there will be plenty of... meat... to go around.

Seriously, I've never quite heard of something like this. Sure there's Gay Days in Florida, and Southern Decadence in New Orleans, but in those you're separated by a bunch of hotels, and in a large city full of other people. This, on the other hand, stands to be a sexy and sinful Never-Neverland. It's just you, 2,000+ gay boys from the East Coast, and the woods around you.

Boys will be in tents, in cabins, in trailers, or in hotels down the road. There will be foam parties, sex parties, fetish parties, dance parties, pool parties. Do you understand what I'm saying? This isn't a party. It's a 3-Day MEGA-EVENT. Don't get me started on the dozens and dozens of DJs and promoters that have their hand in this pleasure pie. I'll go blind and lose feeling in my fingers just typing them all here.

There are so many notorious (and notoriously notorious) logos on the flyer, that there's hardly enough room for the photo of the hot guy (which isn't accurate, because I'll bet you my ticket to Camp that he'll be running around that forest naked as soon as the weekend gets started).

Even better? Tickets are now discounted. But that's only for now. In a few hundred, they won't be any more.

Needless to say, if you're on the fence about Camp 2011 let this be my warning to you: get the fuck off that fence and get your ass to Camp. Fences are boring and your ass will start hurting if you stay on it.

Grab your tickets at the official website for camp right here.

And become a fan of them on Facebook as they continue making announcements of new parties, performers, guests, and offers.

It's kinda insane, really. The party is already something for the record books... and it just keeps on getting better.

I can tell you that all of BoiParty.com, from Alan and me down to all of our promoters, hosts, DJs, bartenders, and go-go boys will be getting on that bus and heading out to Pennsylvania. Why? Because after Camp is over there will be two groups of people: those who went to Camp, and those that will hate themselves for at least a year because they didn't.

Don't get on the wrong side of THAT fence. Trust.

OH. And if you've read this far, I've got a treat for you. Leave a comment on this post and I'll pick one lucky reader to get a FREE GENERAL ADMISSION PASS to Camp. That's a $225 value, bitches. Huzzah!

<3 Justin Luke