Justin: Don't you wish STDs were THIS adorable?

HIV, Gonorrhea and Syphilis are certainly nothing one would want to get... UNTIL NOW!

Sounds like the beginning of a movie about a world gone all topsy-turvy... but that world is ours. Thanks to my buddies at Towleroad, I have now discovered a company called Giant Microbes. What do they do? They make stuffed animals of diseases, including the aforementioned S-T-Diseases.

Can't you imagine the brunch conversations?

"Oh my God! Troy gave me HIV, Gonorrhea AND Syphilis last night!"

::brunch buddies blink uncomfortably::

"I mean the stuffed animals, boys!"

::pulls out cute animals, everyone laughs::

"No, but seriously, he also gave me all those STDs... he's a fucking slut, and this was his way of letting me know."

A note to friends... if you're going to give me an STD, I'd prefer HIV. He looks like a comfy pillow to lay on.