And speaking of sex on TV...
A few days ago I came home from the gym, turned on the TV, and TiVo was kind enough to alert me of some new channels that were being offered by Time Warner Cable. As I was about to delete the message, a channel name caught my eye. GAYDM
A new gay television station? I pressed 324 on the remote, and nearly dropped my protein shake.
Time Warner is offering Gay On Demand.
Amazing! Gay porn… in my LIVING ROOM?! I thought, this couldn’t get better! Until I started reading the titles, and it got a lot better:
18 N Horny Roadtrip
2 Hot For Prison
Dark Meat White Meat
His Basic Plumbing
Lick My Monster Rod
(and the 2005 classic) Romancing the Bone
I saw the “click for description” option next to each title, and had trouble deciding which to pick first. Finally, only slightly concerned that I had missed the prequels, I clicked on “1st Time Twinks 3”, and was rewarded with the best description ever. (This is verbatim: I checked three times to make sure I included every spelling error.)
Blue-eyed twinks drop their trunks for boy crotch delights! After a flat-chested pool party, these barely-men are going skinny dipping in each others’ backsidses!
I wished I hadn’t been home alone as I sat hysterically laughing at the screen. Barely-men?? Flat-chested pool party?!
And when the tears of laughter had finally cleared from my eyes enough to read the screen again, there was one last little treat. At the end of the description for “1st Time Twinks 3”, on the Gay On Demand channel, was the single warning: Nudity.
Gay Porn and ridiculous comedy. Time Warner, you’ve finally done something right!
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