It is official. There is no way I can reveal my true identity. You can thank Justin's last post (really, I would be ostracized). Top or Bottom? I'm not completely ignorant about the sexual dynamic of homosexual relationships. Nevertheless, I can still offer some rational analysis.
The human brain learns via analogy, we associate and then process. So, I can relate to Justin's sexual conundrum, through the experience of a friend's encounter with a girl who covered her eyes during sex. One day I was sharing a vegan burrito with kids from my hood (Williamsburg), and a teenager was bragging about his current exploits. He paused and nervously mentioned that his current girl didn’t do anything during sex, she just covered her eyes and laid still. Being the mentor that I am, I concluded that it was likely that this girl was molested and had issues with coital activity. My little friend was amazed with my quick breakdown. He texted his piece, and of course, I was right.
Ok, if the abovementioned girl had been part of the gay community, would she get a brand? What would this girl be labeled, a submissive peek-a-boo? A prerequisite for sex is having the necessary parts and being able to consent. Someone who enjoys urine for sexual release is not healthy; there is an underlying emotional issue. Ms. Peek-a-boo shouldn’t create a group on Facebook, she should seek professional help. As should our friend who requires urine.
Moving on to May-december romances. It is common and is a result of the basic psychological need to suppress the young from overtaking the old. The sexual act is meant to conquer (See Freud and his interpretation of Greek mythology, namely Zeus and Cronos).
To conclude, I am going to whine about the cheap shot aimed at Fox News. There isn’t anything that differentiates Fox from any other cable news network, other than the ostensible conservative slant. Rival networks are merely marching to a different tune, yet the bias remains. It is a problem, but jokes should be designed to combat the entertainment component of news, not political ties. There is one network that has no favoritism, CSPAN— the end.
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