Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Justin: What would you rather eat?

On the heels of Jeremy's post yesterday on the popularity of slutty costumes in New York City, and even more specifically, the gay community, I figured I would stick with the Halloween theme in today's first post.

But, first, I want to say that Boyfriend Joe and I are trying to somehow come up with a pretentious/ ridiculous couples costume. Our current idea is to go dressed as the two versions of the Public Option healthcare bill currently in Congress - the Opt-Out version and the Trigger version. But we're not stopping there. We somehow want to make these Slutty public option costumes.

You think about that and come back to us with any ideas you may have.

NO! That's not what this post is about. This post is about what Halloween is REALLY for: lots and lots of candy. Sure we show skin in hopes of getting laid but, as a former Fat Kid, I know that I'm really wearing it to get candy.

Granted, getting candy Trick or Treating was a lot more exciting as a kid, because you didn't have money and couldn't hop in the car to go to the store and BUY candy (at least not without killing pedestrians and getting your parents arrested for gross negligence.) But that's beside the point.

I want to know:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY?

Go ahead! Don't be scared. Leave a comment here and let's get a debate going on the merits of nougat, caramel, and crispy innards.

I'll start by cheating: I don't love just one specific type of candy. No, rather, I'm a huge fan of Reese's anything. Seriously. Take 5. Cups. Pieces. Smooth. Inside Out. Cremes. Condoms (no? not yet? pity.)

Point is: slather peanut butter on anything and it'll be in my mouth before you put the jar away.

...don't take advantage of that fact, mmkay?

xoJR

3 comments:

  1. I am a COMPLETE sucker for candy corns and candy pumpkins by Brachs - seriously I can eat an entire bag in one sitting without being stoned.
    FOR REALS

    Any other time of the year put chocolate and nuts together and I'm yours forever....i'm a poet
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