Justin: How to Dress Up Your Faggy Acting Son for Halloween!

I'm sure I should be offended. REALLY I know I should be. But The Onion is just so god-damned funny and I know that they mean well.

In this video, their fake talk show welcomes on a woman who teaches parents how to convincingly dress up their gay-acting sons to avoid embarrassment.

It makes me think of when I insisted to my mother that I be Michael Jackson from his Bucharest concert tour... too soon? Maybe. Too gay? You bet your ass.

xoJR


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