Hello Plus One Readers!My most sincere apologies for being so silent today (and for the fact that much may be the same tomorrow). However you must understand! I am not in New York, in fact I am in Chicago. I have been here since Saturday and will be here until Wednesday. It is why I called Austin in to blog - I needed someone who could hold down the fort while I was away.
Of course he held down said fort by spreading malicious rumours about me (the british kind, not the American kind... just more classy that way). But you take what you can get.
Anyway here are some things that have happened to me since I touched down in the windy city:
1. It's not very windy, but it has been very rainy.
2. It had not been two minutes since I told my friend (who I used to stalk in college) that I was happy to be in a town where I didn't know anyone, that I crashed into two people that I knew.
3. Chicago Deep Dish Pizza is horrifying. I had half a slice and it was like I had drank a gallon of Bisquick.
4. I almost died as a result of a high speed car chase between a car robber and a line of police cars. Seriously, a car vaulted up a sidewalk not ten feet from where I was standing. It lost a tire that flew by me. It then sped away before being taken down by cops.
5. I spent all day tweeting for a client at The Merchandise Mart - which is this horrifyingly massive structure filled with things interior design. In case you don't know me I don't pay attention to interior design. I am a minimalist (aka, the coolest name I could find that basically says I don't give a shit about design and I'll be over here at Electronics Boutique while you walk through Pier 1.
Anyway, that's the big Justin update for tonight! So sorry I didn't post earlier and I will take great pains to post tomorrow to keep the mojo going.
But hey! Austin! Just one post? What the fuck is up with that? You should be ashamed. When you wake up tomorrow morning you will find a horse's head in your bed, and your boyfriend missing (and no, I won't godfather you, I actually am practicing a spell that turns boyfriends into horse heads).
xoJR
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