Friday, June 12, 2009

Alas, Poor Dustin, I Now Know Him Too Well

Remember when Dustin Lance Black brought tears to your eyes? His rousing Oscar speech inspired millions - talk of love, marriage, equality.

Well now he's inspiring erections in many of those same millions as well. Thanks to Perez Hilton, and whatever dude he's getting fucked by, we now can see Dustin outside of that dapper suit.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, Dustin Lance Black is in a sex tape. A bareback one.

I'm not going to say that there's something wrong with what he did. We're all gay men. We all have sex. Granted, hopefully MOST of us aren't fucking stupid enough to do it sans protection... but I don't know.

The man who inspired millions needs to take better care of his image. If you want to fuck random guys, go ahead. If you want to endanger yourself, that's fine too (it isn't really, but I'm making a point here.)

But whatever you choose to do, don't let it get captured on video please? Seriously. I didn't win an Oscar and even I'm smart enough to know that.


Again, I'm not asking for a chastised, perfect image. I mean, I shoot softcore go-go boy porn to market sex-themed parties in the East and West Village. I'm hardly a moralist. But, on the other hand, I don't stand on a soapbox and speak in soaring terms about gay rights and marriage. If you're going to open your mouth and become a hero, you best read the manual on how to behave like one.

On the other hand, this is probably the hottest guy to ever have come out with a sex tape - well, besides Dustin Diamond. That shit was fierce.

xoJR
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7 comments:

  1. This is what makes it hard to have heroes.
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  2. Everything you said here is true.

    Much love,
    Brendan
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  3. Still my hero. This is going to do wonders for his career. I don't think anyone has ever been hurt financially by having a leaked sex tape. Poor Dustin though he probably had no idea they were filming.
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  4. Maybe I have no soul, but I don't understand what the big deal is. Yes, it's disappointing, but if he's single (disclaimer: I know nothing about Dustin Lance Black), then he can do whatever he wants and still preach about marriage.

    More importantly, I'm just sad to find out that he's a bottom!! Not that it's a huge shock, but just another disappointment.

    And yes, you have to be pretty stupid to make a sex tape these days, unless you're doing it specifically for PR purposes, which is just lame. But, girl's gotta eat!
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  5. I'm with anonymous #3 on the preaching about marriage. We all have sex; I just wish he had used a condom.

    But there's no way he didn't know they were filming.

    And he's probably versatile; the celeb being penetrated sells better. If I were the type to sell sex pictures involving me and a celeb, I sure as hell wouldn't be the bottom in them.
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  6. i'm not sure how having sex and preaching about gay marriage are incompatible things. please to explain

    still a hero to me. Got an audience of hundreds of millions and said beautiful things.
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  7. You don't know anything about the other guy on the tape. Maybe they were in a very serious relationship when the tape was made.
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