CONTEST: YOU write the first sentence!

Sarah Palin has a book! And guess what? You can get it for FREE (all you pay is shipping and handling).

Of course, it's not fun to GET Sarah's book. No. That's boring.

Let's have a mini-contest.

Write the first line of Sarah's book... and the best one wins!

(And you don't win the book, that's already free).

But you WILL win a prize. (Seriously).

So get to writing!

Leave your first sentence in the comments before 2PM tomorrow and you are in the running for the prize.

And be sure to leave a name or handle in the comment, Anonymouses can't win!