Blogroll Plus One: Fuck You, Penguin!

I would like to make an announcement: I have added a new blog to my blog roll down at the bottom right of this page. As you know, I am all about providing you, readers, with entertaining ways to not be productive at your jobs or loving in your relationships.

Whenever I add a blog to the roll, it means this is yet one more source for distraction and enjoyment. And I will announce it here.

My newest addition to the roll is the blog, Fuck You, Penguin, which describes its mission as: A blog where I tell cute animals what's what.

And really, it's just that simple. The blogger picks an adorable animal each day (and an amazingly adorable photo) and gives it a verbal bitch slap and a half.

And you know what? It's pretty awesome. Take this dressing down of a prairie dog:

Seriously, though, Prairie dog. You are really fat. This makes it very difficult for me, because the fact that your feet aren't touching the ground and your arms are kind of hanging down on your fat folds is fucking cute as shit. Am I supposed to feel bad for you? Is this what you wanted, Prairie dog? Damn you and your scheming ways.

Or this attack on a Red Panda:

Ummm... Excuse me? Red Panda? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO FOOL. This is a panda, you little sneaky jerk-off. Just because you are holding bamboo doesn't make you a panda, BELIEVE ME, I'VE TRIED. You are a fox or a raccoon, or some kind of rodent or something.

I hope you'll keep your eyes on the roll, when not reading the posts you see here. I promise only the best from J+1 recommended blogs!

xoJR