The PUMPKIN WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIP HEAVEN MORE SEX YUM FREEDOM GIMME LOVE COOKIES entry did exactly what I expected it to - it caused a stir and made everyone terribly envious of me for having so many cookies all to myself. (Well, I gave away two of them, but only in exchange for sex.)(I'll leave it up to you to decide if I'm kidding.)
I was going to post a picture of the cookies, but then I realized no photograph could ever capture the texture. The smell. And the exquisite taste. Of. The cookies. Because I know you're all picturing a little round piece of pumpkin heaven in your mind's eye, and it trumps any actual photographic evidence of cookie perfection I could provide. The human imagination is a powerful thing. It's sort of like how everyone was super excited for GODZILLA before it came out, but once we actually saw him and how ugly and lamely iguana-like he looked, we were all grateful Spielberg decided to have the T-Rex go to San Diego and steal G's thunder after all.
So here is a picture of where the cookies once lived, before they took up residence in my belly. Today is a day to remember said cookies and commemorate them for what they gave us: a few brief seconds of bliss. It's the end of an era.
Whoops, did I say "us" up there? I meant me. Only me. For I alone know God. And He is a Pumpkin White Chocolate Chip Cookie.
Mmm...I think I'll go buy more. ALL of them. And start a cult. I will be Cookie God, and you shall be my followers, begging me for crumbs.
Oh dear, I'm about to get really fat, aren't I?
I'm too lazy to read back to your earlier post again. Did you mention where these tasty cookies were purchased? Was it from a national chain?
ReplyDeleteYes, they are from Ralph's bakery of all places.
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