Saturday, November 22, 2008

I just saved sixty bucks

Let's be honest here. People who purchase the Mortal Kombat games do so for the fatalities. The fighting engine is unimpressive, the graphics meh to the extreme, the characters and stories uninspired and rather hackneyed.

But the fatalities! Ah the blood bath of flying limbs and organs THAT is what we come for. Well, thanks to the invention of YouTube you can now find dorkish compilations of fatalities, allowing you to bypass the game purchase and button taps, and go right to the gore.

So here they are, for all of you who want to see them: The MK vs. DC fatalities.

My review: C+. The censoring of the blood to get the DC license was beyond poor in the move department as far as I'm concerned. I want the joker to cut a smile in his opponent's face. I want Baraka to slice out organs and skewer them like a shish kabob.

None of that is here. These fatalities are something closer to a bar brawl on Sesame Street.

Oh well, glad I saved the cash on this one!

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