Business Trippin': A Rainforest on My Head

I've done a lot of things in my life. But it now pains me to say that until this morning I have never taken a double-headed shower. I didn't even notice that my Hard Rock shower had two heads until I stepped in, turned the nozzle, and got nailed from above and to the side.

Let me tell you, getting out of that shower was harder than getting in. Who would have known that the strategic placement of an additional, rectangular head would turn my shower into a veritable den of delight that I would never want to leave?

Of course now no shower will ever be the same and I will cry every time I take the pedestrian rinse that, until today, I called a "shower".

Rockstar indeed. Goodbye San Diego. We had fun.

Next stop: Los Angeles!