When Barack Obama and John McCain go face to face tonight, they will sit at a table and be forced to look each other in the mug. What could happen? Well here's my dream:1. Barack comes out of the gate with a haymaker, maybe congratulating John on his new transition chief, who helped lobby for Saddam Hussein. Or commending him on turning away even the staunchest of conservatives.
2. I would love to see McCain have to get up from time to time to stretch his legs and keep the blood flowing. Doddering old men entertain me.
3. Barack should call out McCain when he does his Dubya titter-n-grin when death or poverty is mentioned... like "John, I don't understand why you find the death of American soldiers or the foreclosure of American homes humorous."
4. After all of this, I hope McCain snaps, starts poking Obama in the chest, and then takes a swing at him.
5. By the time the security guards are on the two candidates and separating them, Barack will be able to put the Republican ticket behind him for good and start figuring out how he's going to fix this mess.
Frankly, I'm surprised that the McCain camp hasn't demanded that tonight be a tag team cage match. Then McCain could tag to Sarah who would you-gosh and darn-toot her way back into the hearts of Americans.
In the end, I want a bloodbath. I want McCain to take his gloves and high heels off and come swinging at Obama. And then I want Obama to hold the midget off with one outstretched hand, like something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon.
Will it happen? We'll see!
I'd be down for that. Provided Beyonce opened with her new single: "Single Ladies".
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