After two months together, I decided it was time to bring the new boyfriend (Jack) home to meet the family. That and he's never been to Long Island before!
Crazy, I know. I'll take him to see all the wonders that this island has to offer. Like. Um.
The mall?
and. um.
Century 21?
Our bagels aren't that bad!
Okay, so Long Island is pretty lame, I'll admit that. Lord knows that I only come back here to see my family, whom I love so dearly. But when 11pm rolls around and everything closes down and I can't even go out to get drunk because I'd need to drive home, I realize why all my life I dreamed of one day moving to New York City, and why I'll never be able to come back here for any extended period of time.
Hey! Kristin! How's NYC treating you? It's chilly here, and the italian ices places closed for the season (and I had SUCH a hankering for a rainbow cookie ice from Ralph's). I had promised Jack deliciousness and there was none to be found. What a disappointment.
Ahs well. We're off to Roosevelt Field Mall so Jack can see the shopping therapy that keeps Long Islanders from jumping in front of traffic on Sunrise Highway.
xoxoJR
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