From Tamara to Tupac, those with guillotine tongues have made verbal evisceration of their opponents nothing short of aural orgasms for bystanders. I usually resort to a simple, "Fuck you."Still, for those church picnics and visits to Aunt Layla in the Schizo ward, it's nice to know some out there are still crafting heavily serrated, yet family (and head case) friendly insults...BUT, they're using the poetry of our time, the greeting card! (The style/structure anyway).
Meet Demotivators, a delicious treat akin to razor-blade laden candy apples. There isn't much I can say other than go browse and...use one in conversation today. As a registered asshole, I can tell you that sometimes more is more when you need your words to castrate a perpetrator. Think of your insults like good sex, it's always more gratifying with a Nat Sherman and Nilla Wafer after you explode.
My personal favorite: Don't ever change. I always want to be better than you.
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