I don't watch wrestling half as much as I used to. In fact, I haven't sat down to enjoy that blood-drenched, over-dramatic, hetero male soap opera in at least a year. There just isn't the time. I'd rather spend an hour with Steven Colbert and Jon Stewart. And so WWE Monday Night Raw and Friday Night Smackdown often end up deleted.But that doesn't mean I don't keep tabs on the superstars. Once upon a time, I gave superstar Randy Orton the title of "secret wrestling boyfriend" (my ex, Paul, chose John Cena as his).
Both were dumb as bricks that failed out of cement school. Both had plenty of muscles. But I always said that Randy's full lips made him far more attractive than John Cena.
Anyway, I hate to tell ya, Randy, but a new superstar has stolen my heart.
His name is Cody Rhodes. Grandson of legendary (and fat) superstar, Dusty Rhodes, and son of not-as-legendary superstar Dustin Rhodes (Golddust, anyone?). He is so dumb and toned that I can hardly contain myself. He's pouty and just-not-straight-enough to grab my attention.
I'd tell Randy and Cody to fight for my secret wrestler boyfriend love, but they already did. See my dreamboats in action here:
See a ton of Cody Rhodes photos here.
Yes! A post that has nothing to do with politics!
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