Celebrity Explosion

Ever since I started dating my boyfriend, Jack, I have found myself in the vicinity of countless celebrities. This is quite different than how things used to be, namely hearing "Hey! That was so and so" only to turn around and miss them as they disappeared into a crowd.

BUT since Jack came into the picture, I have seen tons of superstars. For instance:

Last week I found myself walking alongside Hunter Parrish, Weeds star and Spring Awakener. (Yum?)

On Friday I watched Paul Dano of Little Miss Sunshine fame and Zoe Kazan of The Seagull practically copulated at a table in the Hell's Kitchen Red Mango. Come on, celebrities - have you no shame (or ritzy apartment to abscond to)??

Saturday night, by far, took the cake however.

• I smoked a cigarette with Daniel Radcliffe (apparently a chain smoker!) and the (gay) horses of Equus
• I met Tom Cruise (he didn't seem that short), Katie Holmes (she didn't seem that crazy) and little Suri (adorable!)
• I stood beside McKenzie Crook (Garreth Kenan from The Office UK!) waiting for the bathroom
• I also saw countless other Broadway "folks" that I wasn't cultured enough to recognize (alas!)

At this rate, who knows who I'll see next (crosses fingers for Ryan Phillippe).